Week 2 Lineup

Starting XI
Julio Cesar

Will Bruin (Captain)
Jermaine Defoe
Vincent Noguiera
DeAndre Yedlin
Adolfo Bautista
Erick Torres
Alex
Matthew Fondy
Diego Chara
Nick LaBrocca

Subs
Jean-Baptiste Pierazzi
Robbie Keane
Rob Friend

Reserves
Luis Silva

Stoners Drop not-so-revolutionary Imbongo, add fiery Alex

Dude didn't even make the bench. Cut. Welcome the one-namers.

Drop Imbongo (NER), add Alex (CHI)

Week 1 Lineup

Starters
Julio Cesar

DeAndre Yedlin
Luis Silva
Will Bruin
Rob Friend
Robbie Keane
Erick Torres
Vincent Noguiera
Diego Chara
Matthew Fondy
Dimitry Imbongo

Bench
Adolfo Bautista
Nick LaBrocca
Jermaine Defoe

Reserve
Jean Baptiste Pierazi

Stoners Sign Three More!

Due to their incredible Wonderlic scores, Sal Zizzo, Dimitry Imbongo, and Diego Chara have been brought in by the Partnership.

Stoners sign Jean-Baptiste Pierazzi

Stoners Sign Nick LaBrocca

Lots of moves anticipated today as The Partnership tries to answer for its early 2000s Minnesota Vikings-esque draft day policy to angry fans.

Roster Moves

After careful deliberation, the Partnership has decided to select DeAndre Yedlin as the franchise's first ever Retention Player.

Additionally, Robbie Keane and Will Bruin will be returning once again as Designated Players.

Finally, Eddie Gaven remains sorely missed. Go Stoners!