Marcos Flores Ready to Revolutionize Stoners Football

Much like Che Guevara, Marcos Flores hails from Argentina

Round eleven is not a time to fall victim to convention. Round eleven is a time to release your inhibitions. Round eleven is not so much a time or place, as it is a state of mind. All of that considered, the Partnership selected Marcos Flores of the Portland Timbers before making the following comments:

"Between his Argentine blood and Australian playing experience, we're hoping that Marcos will help the Stoners' global brand. We've been doing a lot of brainstorming, and we're actually thinking about having him wear 'YAO' on the back of his jerseys."

 Keep brainstorming, fellas.