Monday, February 20, 2017

Stoners Swap Set of Selections for Set of Scorers From Same Squad

The first big deal of the Stoners' latest era is in! The 5th and 6th round draft choices for this years Bigtime Soccer League Draft have been sent to Cumberland AC in exchange for two dynamic USMNT midfielders, Darlington Nagbe & Sacha Klejstan! Look at those winning smiles!! Wow!!!

The Boys Are Back In Town

After nonstop clamor from the ardent fanbase over the last 2 years, the until-recently dormant Pennsylvania Stoners are set to make their triumphant return to the Bigtime Soccer League. The Partnership were overwhelmed by calls to bring back the Big Blue & Yellow. It's time to GET STONED™!

Mike & Javi are proud to announce they have acquired the services of a potent pair of players to head the frontline. Please put your hands together for your Original New (Again) Stoners Dom Dwyer & Cyle Larin! No word yet on whether the Stoners plan to exclusively field players from non-US English-speaking countries. Stay tuned for more moves!