Saturday, March 11, 2017

Week 2 Lineup

Bullish expectations following a Week 1 win should be tempered a bit by the dick punch Mother Nature issued to the Stoners' Starting XI. Star scorers Cyle Larin & Juan Agudelo are forced to the reserves as their match in snowy New England has been postponed. Sad!

Friday, March 3, 2017

Pennsylvania Stoners | Week 1 Lineup

Stoners Announce Week 1 Lineup

Back from the dead and grateful, the Stoners are stoked for their return to BSL action. Coach has the team amped and ready for the season after a dank preseason. The fans, in a sign of their anticipation, have been camped outside JBC all week singing songs of peace and happiness.

Behold, the Stoners are back and promise not be be dropouts as is stereotypical.

Yamil Asad (ATL)
Ambroise Oyongo (MON)
Bofo Saucedo (RSL)
Brooks Lennon (RSL)
Tim Howard (COL)