Sunday, February 17, 2013

Stoners Announce 2013 Designated Players

Designated Player Announcement- Presented by McDonald's Shamrock Shakes

Waking up from a long offseason hibernation, the Stoners brass would like to announce that the team will be retaining the services of two of their players.  After a much improved second season in MLS, it comes as no surprise that the Stoners will be keeping Robbie Keane.  Free Shamrock Shakes for all!  The Stoners will also be keeping a man whose MLS profile is on the rise.  In the sweltering heat and humidity of Houston, this man stays calm, cool, and collected.  The Stoners are pleased to announce that Mr. Will "The Thrill" Bruin will return to the club.  When asked what he will bring to the club this year, Will said, "Goals."




8 comments:

  1. You're doing an awesome job of picking a guy on my list, just before I'm gonna pick him. It's almost funny. :)

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  2. Martinez, Gil, and Sarvas for
    Salinas, Sam and Perkins?
    I'm not sure you have a goalkeeper.
    -Btown

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  3. We have Carlo Cudicini of the LA Galaxy. We're not interested in trading for a GK at this time, BUT we appreciate the inquiry.

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    1. ok i love mario martinez. <3. so if something makes sense in a trade i'd go for it
      -btown

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