|"WHAAT??!? I got picked by the Stoners??!??"|
"With a name like Ryan Smith, I've always been pretty forgettable. I've tried telling people I was born in England. I even hacked my MLS profile page to trick people into thinking that I make hip-hop music. Nothing has worked. Hopefully, joining the Pennsylvania Stoners in the BSL will finally put me into America's, or at least my mother's, conscience. " [Editor's note: Ryan Smith is a middle child.]Here's to new beginnings!