Andy to RSL Sponsor: "I'm Xango-ing to the Stoners, buddy!"
Fresh off of a fine performance for Real Salt Lake in the CONCACAF Champions League, MLS journeyman and internet fiend Andy Williams has been selected by Pennsylvania Stoners FC in the seventh round of the BSL Draft. Though one half of the Partnership initially doubted Andy, Williams was eager to join the Stoners and took the initiative to convince him of his value. "Haha got to pick me now," he said after meeting with the Stoner boys in front of millions of listeners on the popular social networking site Twitter.com. Whether it was a result of peer pressure or Andy's great poise and leadership, the Partnership were sold. How the Jamaican international's credentials could have been questioned in the first place we will never know. One thing is for sure: Andy Williams will be a Pennsylvania Stoner, and everyone in the organization is better off because of it.